Invented in 2006, a Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung is a food that combines peanut butter, grape jelly and marshmallow spread, rolled in a soft tortilla shell. It is best served warm, approximate heating time, 15-20 seconds in a standard microwave. You can also substitute the grape jelly for strawberry jam, or you can make a calorie-conscious version by using reduced-fat peanut butter and a small whole-wheat tortilla.
Person #1: "Wow, that sure looks good, what are you making?"
Person #2: "It's a Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung, care to try one?"
Person #1: (bites into soft gooey centre, then nods) "This is fantastic!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)