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Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!
"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!
Tung-Fu Master by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

Dai Tung Fu

Refers to a Chinese restaurant located in New York City; abbreviated as DTF
"Hey dude, wanna go to the city this weekend and go DTF (Dai Tung Fu)?"
Dai Tung Fu by xylosaur December 28, 2025

Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung 

Invented in 2006, a Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung is a food that combines peanut butter, grape jelly and marshmallow spread, rolled in a soft tortilla shell. It is best served warm, approximate heating time, 15-20 seconds in a standard microwave. You can also substitute the grape jelly for strawberry jam, or you can make a calorie-conscious version by using reduced-fat peanut butter and a small whole-wheat tortilla.
Person #1: "Wow, that sure looks good, what are you making?"
Person #2: "It's a Chung Tung Fung Lung Rung, care to try one?"
Person #1: (bites into soft gooey centre, then nods) "This is fantastic!"

Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy 

Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!