Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"
by The_Buddy August 13, 2010
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The Scent of a Woman, so some say.
"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "
by cornholio October 09, 2003
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A man or woman who gives it up to anyone or anything just for the feel of being "popular"
by helloholli August 27, 2014
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tuna fish is a sketchy little mother f***** that follows dog walkers around down town at midnight with a green flashlight. when found, the tuna fish will escape with its hands in its pockets hiding away the shame of being found by an awesome person. tuna fish arent agressive, but they are clever and will tickle people to the point of orgasms.
a creepy little tuna fish just fingered my anus
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Used during any game or sport, to break a win streak.
While playing pool a person keeps sinking balls, you say "Tuna fish" and they will mess up.
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