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Tuna Dick 

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.
Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"
Tuna Dick by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

tuna dick 

is wen ur dick is as wide as a tuna can but cant touch the bottom
Eww becky he has a tuna dick
tuna dick by bbwshlong69 May 23, 2015

Tuna Can Dick 

Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.
Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.
Tuna Can Dick by Chub Mackerel August 4, 2019

dick face tuna

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna
dick face tuna by omara April 11, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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