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Tuna Poke 

1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.

2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.

Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Tuna Poke by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
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Tuna Poke 

Slapped directly in the face with a pussy.
If you don't shut up I'll tuna poke the shit out of you!
Tuna Poke by TuckN'Roll October 26, 2018
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