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Turpin High School 

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.
When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.
Related Words
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A very lovely lady with a good sense of humour and is very loyal, she will back up any of her friends and family if anyone messes with them
She’s a Tulin
Tulin by Big on ur mama February 8, 2019

Jethro Tulling 

(v.) The act of incorrectly assuming that a band whose name is a person's name is the name of a member of said band. This is most common by assuming that the band Jethro Tull's front man is actually named Jethro Tull, when, in reality, his name is Ian Anderson.

It is also common with the bands Gogol Bordello, Steely Dan, and Pink Floyd.
Mike: Did you see how amazingly Gogol Bordello can play his guitar?

Jeff: Dude, quit Jethro Tulling, the guy's name is Eugene Hütz, but he is most definitely amazing!
Jethro Tulling by LuciferSam1967 September 8, 2010
to tap / have sexual relations with / fuck
origin: Othello, by Shakespeare
...an old black ram is tupping your white ewe...
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I love tupping your Mom.
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I love to tup dat azz.
tupping by matt guest April 28, 2004
being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.
Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..
Turpined by yarry May 31, 2012

Turpin Time 

The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.

Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He's gandering at you!
Girl 2: What!?
Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM!
Turpin Time by Stephanie L Dixon January 19, 2009