Tufford

to Fart twice

guy #1: Did you tufford?
guy #2: No I just farted once.

by hairydeez May 24, 2016

tuxford

Similar to the phrase "D'oh!", pulling a "tuxford" generally means that you have done something totally moronic such as rebooting a live server with 50k odd users on at the same time instead of the testing server you THOUGHT you were rebooting.

What makes a "tuxford" different from a "D'oh!" is that you have to reboot the live server with a 60 second notice to save your work instead of a 30 minute notice, AND cancel the shutdown before it actually happens. If you accomplish a tuxford, expect constant and endless ridicule over your server administration skills, endless memes using your name amongst your user base, and including having your name used as an urbandictionary.com entry.

1. Tuxford accidentally the whole server.

2. It happened BECAUSE OF TUXFORD.

3. In CCCP, cluster restarts Tuxford.

by Tobin Shalim January 21, 2010

tafford

medieval slang word for "moron", "idiot", and so on. was used in the high Middle Ages.

Medieval Guard A: "we should put a guard on the outside of the palace to prevent thieves from stealing things from it."

Medieval Guard B: "why would we want to put guards on the outside, when what we care about is on the inside??"

Medieval Guard A: "so we can prevent them from coming on the inside, you tafford."

by seven_eleven February 8, 2010

tuxford

A dump. Can be referred to as a poo, or a place.

"Whoa nelly, this place is like Tuxford"
"Wheres the toilet, i need to take a Tuxford"

by Aaron Lescott May 23, 2006

Tufforooskie

When a situation is bad and so tuff you have to mix it and sound white

I just dropped my phone and brok the screen, I also ripped my pants and broke my back. Tufforooskie

by DINO DREE November 21, 2018