Trump tweet 

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

Trump tweet by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Trump Tweet 

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

Trump Tweet by andsowego March 21, 2017

trump tweet attack 

what a porchdog does when they have anger management issues

since porchdogs dont understand how to deal with their anger constructively, they may find some sort of release in a trump tweet attack; however they only make pundits out of themselves, and shouldn't be considered intellectual equals

trump tweet attack by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2016

Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

Tweets the Trump 

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.

"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.

Tweets the Trump by Wrinkled Cheese November 7, 2020