Trucker Cheese

n. The residue consisting of dead skin cells, dirt, and grease left behind by a person's hands; most commonly found on the steering wheel of semi-trucks. Also found on escalator handrails, in stairwells (where individuals run their hands along the wall), on CB radios, and office chairs.

I sat in his chair and you should have seen the trucker cheese on the arm rests.

Did you see the trucker cheese on that wall? I could have scraped it off with a spatula.

Trucker Cheese by babypumas January 13, 2009

Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.

Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.

Patrick The Cheese-Trucker by the original seeker October 10, 2010