Trouser Tent

When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent

'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'

by I JI IP IL A W I June 09, 2009

trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

trouser tent

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock

wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there

by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006

pitch a trouser tent

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.

When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!

by weave July 12, 2003