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Hammer Tossed 

Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.
Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passed out on a bench on the street.
Dan - Yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.
Hammer Tossed by SIUeeeeeeeeee June 30, 2009

Turkey Tossed 

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.
Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...
Turkey Tossed by saltyspoon December 2, 2009

tossed salad dressing

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.
tossed salad dressing by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

Tossed around the room 

To have vigorous / rough sex in multiple positions in various locations within one room.
“Liked to get tossed around the room tonight, think I’ll call Bob”

Heads or tails a tossed coin 

The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.
"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."