Troglodyte Salad Share definition Flag A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus. After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs. Troglodyte Salad by One Two February 6, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Troglodyte Salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch