triple trifecta 

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

triple trifecta by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

Triple trifecta 

A Triple trifecta is the art of having a sh*t, shave and then a shower. Not necessarly in that order and can be done one after the other or all together in combination with a waffle stomp. Most commonly done before a night on the town.

Alright Tony, see you in half an hour? Just gotta have a triple trifecta and then I'll be ready.

Triple trifecta by Bog flowedew May 7, 2018

triple whiff trifecta 

When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.

We ain’t seeing Beav all weekend, it’s his birthday and he’s going for the triple whiff trifecta.

triple whiff trifecta by The Duke of Price Hill February 23, 2019