trench cock 

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.

Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.

trench cock by deezlet August 18, 2009

Trench cock 

When you masterbate into your roommates sock knowing he has trench foot.

"I just came in your sock and now I have trench cock"

Trench cock by Brain Decay June 25, 2016

Trench Cock 

The long term effects of sitting in a hot office when your testicles and knob stick to your inner thigh.

"It's so hot in here"

"Yes, I've had trench cock for days"

Trench Cock by Pacific22 July 22, 2017

Trench Cock 

In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.

"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."

"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."

Trench Cock by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 27, 2019

trench cock 

A penis that is long enough for the whitish big pussies.

That chick's p**** was so big I had to pull out my trench cock to hit the bottom.

trench cock by mikecgm33 October 13, 2017

Cock Trench 

Vagina. Usually of a slut.

Used most commonly with "laying pipe."

Dude I laid some pipe in that bitch's cock trench last night. It was nasty.

Cock Trench by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009