Tree Fig

adjective/noun
A humorous and mildly derogatory term for a chess player with a rating below 1000 ELO (i.e., a three-figure rating). Refers to someone who still hangs pieces, blunders mates in 1, and thinks the Sicilian Dragon is a mythical creature. Used affectionately or as light banter in the chess community, especially when someone is getting destroyed by a titled player or a engine-prepped 12-year-old.
Origin: Blend of “three figure” (rating in the 100–999 range) + playful mispronunciation/spelling for maximum shitpost energy.

1. “Bro went on a 15-game losing streak and still calls himself an intermediate player. Nah, you’re a straight tree fig my guy.”
2. “I blundered my queen on move 8 against a 600-rated tree fig… I think it’s time to uninstall.”
3. “Only three figures would play 1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 and think they invented scholar’s mate.”
4. “He talked so much trash pre-game, then got absolutely farmed by a tree fig. The 900s are eating good today.”

Tree Fig by HippoCrip July 24, 2026

fig tree

one who picks the figs from the tree and jams them directly up his or her ass

Some people sure love that fig tree and Mike can get 10 figs up there!

fig tree by Dick Rambone February 5, 2007

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Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

Fig Tree by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

Planting the Fig Tree by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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