trash goblin 

when you are an utter trash human being - you can no longer function as a normal human and are on the verge of a mental breakdown;

alternatively it describes when you are having a bad day and giving up on the day - passing up the sunlight for twitter and netflix in bed

alternatively it describes law students a few weeks before finals

Me: "I am a trash goblin" - *disassociates*

trash goblin by trashqueen234 November 4, 2019

Trash Goblin 

A person who collects trash for no apparent reason, other than they just forget to throw it away.

"Wow, Sarah is SUCH a Trash Goblin! Did you see her car? You can't even get in the passenger seats without her having to make you a spot!"

Trash Goblin by Dezzaduh November 28, 2020

trash goblin 

A person who is, or associates themselves with, trash; when you look at him or her, your immediate thought is: "what scum."

"I saw Kristen Stewart's new movie, what a trash goblin"

trash goblin by kattniss December 28, 2014

Trash goblin 

A person in a game who is really bad but still tries to be a try hard

Wow tr33_fuck3r you are such a trash goblin

Player 1: player 2 stop being such a trash goblin

Player 2: I'm not a trash goblin I'm just try Harding

Player 1: *facepalm*

Trash goblin by iamusingthisname July 19, 2018

Trash Goblin 

In fanfiction spheres, a person who reads and enjoys types of fanfiction that are typically considered to be trashy or contains frowned upon tropes

Last night I was up until 4am reading a kidnapper/victim mpreg vore fic of my OTP, I'm such a trash goblin

Trash Goblin by Trashiest_goblin April 17, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020