Trap Mom 

Latin-(Trapus Mater)
Any mother who chooses the trap life (sex, drugs, parties, men etc.) over all else, especially her children. This increasingly popular genus is believed to have first been documented in Western MA.

How come Lil Daquan has holes in his shoes?

You know Felicia, she a Trap Mom, her new man needed J's and sack...

Trap Mom by letsjusssbehonest January 20, 2016

Trap mom 

Basically the baddest bitch full of snark with more sass than she can she got ass but she got a butt lemme tell ya! Takes part in trap life activities such as cleaning the house taking care of her crazy kids, baking cookies and saving the fucking word

She's a straight up bad bitch who doesn't take shit

"Wow Amy_trapmomGaiero is the trillest of trap moms."

"The original trap mom Amy Gaiero bakes the best cupcakes and is going to be one legendary milf"

Ain't nothing but quality

Amy takes care of me like my mom. She's sassy AF but bakes, cooks, cleans and doesn't take shit. She's legendary everybody wants a trap mom.

Trap mom by Alicia_trapDaughter April 28, 2015

mouse trap mom

An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.

Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.

mouse trap mom by nb c lo August 6, 2009