Chris is such a Sweet Transvestite. Yesterday at Shelley's party, I saw him kissing Mike in high heels and eating out Michelle in a muscle shirt.
by Dr.Strong June 13, 2010
Transvestite Clowns are girls that wear so much make-up, they look like drag queen clowns. They are usually HIGHLY insecure girls that nobody likes. They are whores and sleep with everybody. They're names usually end in vowels. They are also oblivious to the fact that nobody they know really likes them. They treat their friends like shit, but claim to be the best friend in the world. They also love having something to hang over your head, so they are always willing to lend money or give "forgiveness" for things they feel like you have to done to them. They are self-centered narcissistic whores that think the ENTIRE world revolves around them. Not only will they sleep with your boyfriends, friends and family members, they are also known to sleep with their OWN family members (uncles, dad-figures, etc.) and have no remorse for doing such. They can't keep a man longer than a week and somehow manage to lure boys/men with the promise of free (albeit, nasty) sex. They will sleep with your boyfriend, husband, brother, daddy, uncle, cousins, friends, and anyone else who is dumb enough to not see what a dirty whore she is. Eventually they have children that they don't take care of. They drug their children so they are more manageable. They don't help their children in school so they fail retarded grades like preschool and kindergarten. They also don't potty train their children until they are 6. They pop pills constantly and lie about it often.
Have you talked to bitch nuggets today??
No. That transvestite clown is probably at the beach with her dumb bitch mom, too fucked up to know her kids are drowning in the beach.
No. That transvestite clown is probably at the beach with her dumb bitch mom, too fucked up to know her kids are drowning in the beach.
by ProperH8R April 16, 2011
by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010
A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.
Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.
A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.
She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.
Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.
But that is just the start.
1.) You will never stop puking
2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50
3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.
And that is when you just look at her.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.
Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.
A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.
She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.
Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.
But that is just the start.
1.) You will never stop puking
2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50
3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.
And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.
Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"
Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"
Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name
Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"
Guy1: Nods his head
Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"
Guy1: "I need eye bleach"
Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"
Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"
Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"
Guy1 "dofgjoerh"
They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.
Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"
Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"
Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name
Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"
Guy1: Nods his head
Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"
Guy1: "I need eye bleach"
Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"
Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"
Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"
Guy1 "dofgjoerh"
They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
by Your sauve Mac-Daddy December 11, 2010
This is worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma tranny". This phrase should NOT be messed with and should ONLY be used under critical circumstances.
timothy: ur mom gay
me: no u
timothy: then ur dad lesbian
me: *red eyes* omae wa mou shindeiru
me: UR GRANDPA TRANSVESTITE
timothy: *instantaneously dies of embarrassment and defeat*
me: no u
timothy: then ur dad lesbian
me: *red eyes* omae wa mou shindeiru
me: UR GRANDPA TRANSVESTITE
timothy: *instantaneously dies of embarrassment and defeat*
by donaldtrumpisntmydad March 12, 2018
1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"
by Joe December 8, 2004
Describes an individual as post-op transvestite, with the features of a donkey, and the abilities of Paris Hilton.
Oh man, that dude was such an ass! I swear, the only way to describe him is Transvestite Donkey Witch.
by xYourAddictionx July 25, 2010