Transposons 

an incredibly annoying, pointless essay topic which murders kate in its spare time

these transposons are fucking gay

Transposons by bioteam February 1, 2009

transpooned 

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.

Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.

transpooned by Jiegel October 26, 2006