A hoe, or bro where their life is one giant trainwreck. They typically consist of people who are sexually promiscuous, party constantly, do not have a job and or irregular work. Jersey shores snooki is in fact a perfect example of a trainwreck if you take away her wealth. Trainwreck can be applied to many people- that hoe, or bro, at a party that is usually irresponsibly rowdy and drunk and enjoys causing fights. It can also be applied to that person who is drinking and or doing drugs all day or all night, not holding a steady job, always broke, and they don't care that their life is in shambles. Typically irresponsible, and anyone you would call a loser, skank, slut, hobo, bum, and party animal
1. She's at a party everynight getting plowed by random guys, dude you like a trainwreck. 2. All he ever does is drink and drug, I don't think that trainwreck has had a sober second in 3 years, and hasn't had a job in 7! 3. Man all that couple does is come over to drink and do drugs with us because they can't afford their own.. I'm sick of those trainwrecks doing that shit.
by Jupiter McFly March 29, 2013
1)Bill: i had too much to drink.
Observer: bill, your a train wreck
2)Bill: i just lost got fired again.
Observer: Bill, your a train wreck
Observer: bill, your a train wreck
2)Bill: i just lost got fired again.
Observer: Bill, your a train wreck
by Ed Supreme December 10, 2003
A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.
by Scott Mckown February 6, 2008
by Bigassmoviedude August 2, 2015
a primordial dwarf who has no personality, has a face for which if she got hit by a train would be an actual improvement
For trainwreck there are no examaples that can describe how terrible her looks and personality really
by Tom Catchings October 10, 2007
1. A horrible movie that is doomed to just spiral out of the box office and doom a movie to hell. See: Catwoman Cursed and The Village
2. An alternate country band.
3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.
4. When a train wrecks...
2. An alternate country band.
3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.
4. When a train wrecks...
1."Anyone here seen Catwoman?"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"
2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"
3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"
4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"
2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"
3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"
4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"
by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005
Trainwrecking: The reaction one has when faced with a totally unexpected situation in which one doesn't immediately know how to respond.
"Dude, I totally dumped my half caf low fat soy latte on that Barista; she's totally trainwrecking"!
by Fabulousmo July 21, 2005