Traffic Tourette's 

The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).

Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.

Traffic Tourette's by JJE March 6, 2008

Murphy's Traffic Law 

The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:

-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.

-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.

-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.

Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.

Boss - You're late.

Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.

Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.

Murphy's Traffic Law by magzillas November 7, 2010

Traffic day's 

Traffic day's means the the last past days have been very long

I have been having traffic day's

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Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

Slovakian Traffic Stop by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

traffic slut 

Someone who lets every car in front of them.

That Traffic Slut let 5 cars in front of her. Close your legs!

traffic slut by Randy Flagg May 30, 2014

traffic shipping 

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).

“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

“Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”

traffic shipping by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023

Awkward Traffic Shuffle

Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway

Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here

Awkward Traffic Shuffle by Pete Brose July 30, 2010