The word "tepes" in Romanian means "impaler". This is the name given to Vlad Dracula, ruler of Wallachia, because impalement was his prefered and most famous form of execution.

Vlad Tepes Dracula was born in 1431 in the town of Sighisoara, Transylvania.

Tepes by Vysala May 24, 2006

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Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

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thepenisinhermouth

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

thepenisinhermouth by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

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Toepener

The Toepener allows users to open a door using only their foot, creating a simple germ-free option for exiting the restroom.

Use a Toepener!

Toepener by YumYumBeware February 22, 2011

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