Toyota hilux

Peace of shit that usually gets towed out of the driveway due to a small puddle by a land cruiser.

I told mum I was gay so she bought me a Toyota hilux.

by Toyota Land Cruiser June 29, 2017

Toyota Hilux

The Toyota Hilux is the toughest and most dependable vehicle on the road; just ask Top Gear

On Top Gear; they tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux and they failed to.

by a clever ud user February 15, 2010

Toyota Hilux

A Nissan's saviour

Nissan driver: Can you get me unstuck

Toyota Hilux driver: Really again

by HILUX LOVER November 27, 2016

Toyota Hilux

Something indestructible

It’s the Toyota Hilux of laptops

by adirudi June 25, 2023

Toyota Hilux

An overrated shit box all the tradies have to pick up their girlfriend from high school.
For some reason aussies drool over this ute. It’s slow and shit and made in Thailand.

Just another average very large vehicle to compensate for small penis.

Hi my name is Jake and I drive a Toyota Hilux and am also a fucking sped with a tiny penis.

by Yeahtheboys11 June 06, 2020