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Towel party

When in boot camp, the act of putting soap bars in a towel and using to teach another recuit a lesson for getting the entire unit in trouble, normally done by the entire unit. As seen in Full Metal Jacket, but is still done today.
Pvt Adams:Hey bro i heard last night that our whole unit woke up and in the middle of the night to towel party for getting us in trouble with that donut.
Pvt Dante: Really? I must of sleep through it
Pvt Adams:Yea they beat the shit out of him
Towel party by Dante Adams September 3, 2011
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Tina towel party

A party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. The scene is generally a sexually charged, porn indulgent debacle where most of the participants fail to "get off", although they may try for hours or days. The telltale signs of a Tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorknobs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.
Harry: Hey Lyle, didn't I see you at that Tina towel party the other night?
Lyle: Yeah, I was there. Why?
Harry: Well, so far 3 of us got the clap. You may want to go see Linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.
Tina towel party by oh, Mary! December 10, 2009

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party 

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.
Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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