Towel party

When in boot camp, the act of putting soap bars in a towel and using to teach another recuit a lesson for getting the entire unit in trouble, normally done by the entire unit. As seen in Full Metal Jacket, but is still done today.

Pvt Adams:Hey bro i heard last night that our whole unit woke up and in the middle of the night to towel party for getting us in trouble with that donut.
Pvt Dante: Really? I must of sleep through it
Pvt Adams:Yea they beat the shit out of him

Towel party by Dante Adams September 3, 2011

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Tina towel party

A party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. The scene is generally a sexually charged, porn indulgent debacle where most of the participants fail to "get off", although they may try for hours or days. The telltale signs of a Tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorknobs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.

Harry: Hey Lyle, didn't I see you at that Tina towel party the other night?
Lyle: Yeah, I was there. Why?
Harry: Well, so far 3 of us got the clap. You may want to go see Linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.

Tina towel party by oh, Mary! December 10, 2009

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Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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