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A term used in Virginia Beach and the Outer Banks of North Carolina to describe the idiots from New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania that pour into the resort areas every summer and complain about everything from the heat to the food. Touron is easily distinguished by pale white skin(or lobster red), Jimmy Buffetesque print shirts, and Wal-Mart flip flops. Known to be found regularly at 1st Street(jetty) area of Virginia Beach standing about with stupid looks on their faces as the lifeguards are whistling them out of the water despite the SURFERS ONLY signs posted all around them. Frequently set up on the beach in commune fashion complete with tents, TV's, Stereos, and 500 gallon coolers, and will usually set up in front of someone with complete disregard to beach etiquette(after all they won the war). Loud and obnoxious, frequently wear black jeans and shirts to the beach. Tourons have become a good source of revenue to the locals in/around the Rudee Inlet area of North Carolina as they can't seem to grasp the concept of airing their tires down before driving unto the sand, thus getting their Suburbans stuck and subjecting themselves to fee's ranging from blowjobs to 100 bucks to get their dumbs asses pulled out.
It should have only took me 10 minutes to get to work today but 264 was jammed up with stupid tourons
by Donald Vick August 21, 2007
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The name Eastern Shore locals use for annoying tourist's that clog up their amenity's. They start their invasion in June and usually fade away after Labor Day.
It's almost Labor Day, which means all those touron's will be going away!
by K00lman August 19, 2019
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A combination of a tourist and a moron.
Touron, What time of the year do deer turn to elk
by Arimel January 22, 2017
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A person of low intelligence who asks the dumbest questions whilst on a tour.
Tour guide: "i had a touron in my group today"
Other person: "Oh really? what did they ask you"
Tour guide: "They asked if the waterfalls can be turned off"
by barbietingz143 July 15, 2020
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I wonder if those tourons drive 10 MPH down the main street when they are at home?
by Colorado Words March 21, 2016
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The cross between a tourist and a moron.
The tourons are invading our town and creating havoc in the stores and have no idea how to drive.
by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips February 12, 2016
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