Tough Cheese

Tough: Sarcastic version of tough
Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that

To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.

Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."

Joe: I just ate the biggest sandwich!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I just got the best score on this video game!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I'm going to knock him out!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

Tough Cheese by zthemanr December 28, 2012

Cheese Touch 

when someone touches a rotten moldy cheese, and is therefore contaminated forever by it.

"Look how ugly Donovan is. He must have gotten Cheese touch."

"Cheese Touch sure did get the best of Rosie O' Donnel. Yuck"

Cheese Touch by RaspyRory January 18, 2009

The Cheese Touch 

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

The Cheese Touch by Stetard March 23, 2020

The Cheese touch 

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"

The Cheese touch by Megladonrider August 18, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Touch 

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

Wisconsin Cheese Touch by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019

The Cheese Touch 

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

The Cheese Touch by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

The Cheese Touch 

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.

the cheese touch

The Cheese Touch by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022