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Totes Magoats 

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats
Totes Magoats by jeo0619 March 27, 2009

Totes magoats 

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.
Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013

Totes MaGoats 

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.
Totes MaGoats by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010

totes ma goats 

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool
Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!
totes ma goats by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

totes mcgoats 

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.
Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

Totes Mcgoats 

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.
Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?
Totes Mcgoats by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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