Once apon a time
Luke could never be held accountable for his actions or verbal gibber as he was born with a rare gift courtesy of his genetic makeup. He could fool the whiliest and most cunning trickery, hibernating ways and strange connection with nature! He even got called a dog whisperer even… True story! But what made him truly unique was simply, where is
Luke? shit it’s been 3yrs and
Luke’s and the front door for example and I’
m still lying in bed in my oodie lol.
True fact from
Luke himself, don’t take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate
Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…
Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a
fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a
fox people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a
fox!!!