Once apon a time Luke could never be held accountable for his actions or verbal gibber as he was born with a rare gift courtesy of his genetic makeup. He could fool the whiliest and most cunning trickery, hibernating ways and strange connection with nature! He even got called a dog whisperer even… True story! But what made him truly
unique was simply, where is Luke? shit it’s been 3yrs and Luke’s and the front
door for example and I’m still lying in bed in my oodie lol.
True fact from Luke himself,
don’t take him on his word rule number
1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon
don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the
bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But
people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh
huh try keeping up with a fox
people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a fox!!!
Luke is at the door mum. Totally
Random mind you! Luke had 20mins to kill so yep
random stop in. Oh nice oddie ha ha yes I’ll have a
tea thanks 👍