toss pot

A wanker

Hey that blokes a total tosspot

by J.Parris July 11, 2003

toss pot

British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.


Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.

you toss pot!

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

toss pot

a total wanker who nobody likes

ben:that wanker tom keeps stealing my vodka

harry:that toss pot

by antony davies August 3, 2005

toss pot

i once read in a dictionary (can't remember which) that it meant alcoholic

he drinks a bottle of vodka first thing in the morning everyday the toss pot

by GOODKINGRIC July 6, 2006

Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”

I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better

by Toss Pot 2019 January 22, 2019

toss pot

rinoreece123, a bloke that reckons he's the shit even tho he's a (toss pot)

God you're a toss pot mate

by ol mate diggle May 30, 2024

toss-pot

An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.

Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x

by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004