Toshabaker

A baker of ogre or troll origins. In literary history, the troll who cooks children in pies is known as toshabakers.

In modern settings, the popular trading card :Garbage Pail Kids" had several popular cards featuring Tosha. Totally Turnt Tosha and Terribly Trashed Tosha were the most after of the Tosha themes.

The cards main features were caterpillar eyebrows, snaggle tooth smiles and ginger colored hairs. The crater-face insult was actually originally inspired by a Toshabaker.

In conclusion, unless you have kids to be minced into a mince meat pie, Toshabakers are as useful as a dirty AIDS bandage
Man, i need a tampon, but grabbing that used one from the trash is so toshabaker

FE FI FO FUM, I'm a fugly troll, but Toshabaker makes me run.
by Id repo April 01, 2016
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