Tortodiling
Tortodiling by Cottonigga January 15, 2025
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Tortoising
the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
Tortoising by gurgi July 13, 2009
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tortoising
the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling
tortoising by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010
Tortoising
When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
Tortoising by Tortoising October 9, 2017
tortoising
The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
tortoising by Tortoising July 27, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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