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Torontard 

Noun and adjective, describing Toronto Rob Ford voters who still defend him despite his admitted crack cocaine smoking and binge drinking.
" the Torontards still support the Fords"
" that transit plan will never work, it is Torontarded"
" My city's politics are becoming Torontarded"
Torontard by bubbaCanuk November 6, 2013
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Torontard 

Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian

But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
Torontard by i hate sjws July 25, 2018

troytarded 

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Troy.
What? You hit your finger for the third time with your hammer, man that's pretty Troytarded.
troytarded by bloopster August 18, 2018

Toontarded 

When a child watches so many cartoons he/she becomes mentaily toontarded.
I think my son is now toontarded
Toontarded by CountBermuda February 11, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026