The ability to switch back and forth between paint schemes, mind sets, and opinions with the flick of a button, or random bi-polar moment. Side affects may include random acts of bitching, annoying rashes, and random attacks of constipation. If while using this option you have an erection lasting more than four hours call every woman you have ever known immediately.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'