Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
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Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be
That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl
by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019
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top-shelf

Great or best, highest in quality and value.
The really top-shelf stores are all on Rodeo Drive.
by Erin Montgomery May 01, 2010
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top shelf

Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.
by Ken Blair July 02, 2004
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Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009
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Top Shelf

The most expensive liquor in the bar, located on the top shelf because it is rarley ordered.
Wiatress: Would you like our top shelf martini?
Bob: Fuck not that shit's expensive.
by pinkpirate88 October 04, 2009
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top shelf

Cream of the crop, of extraordinary quality.

The phrase is derived, not from the position of premium bottles in liquor stores, but their position behind bars. (as opposed to "well" liquors, which are stored in the bartender's speedrack well, and "call" liquors, which are popular but not displayed (and which must be "called").
by wordtender June 30, 2004
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