Definitions by Durendal

top shelf 

When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.

That guy wouldn't give me a beer at the party at his house last night, so I gave him a top shelf.

top shelf by Durendal April 18, 2004

Liberty Bell 

When getting a blowjob, the man pulls out after ejaculating in her mouth and decks her across the jaw. BOONNNNGGG!!! Similar to the Jelly Doughnut.

I fucked Britney Spears last night and gave the bitch a liberty bell. You shoulda heard her scream.

Liberty Bell by Durendal April 18, 2004

chucky

Nasty, rank beer shits. Also see chucky hole.

I got so drunk last night, and this morning I dropped a huge load of chucky.

chucky by Durendal June 7, 2003

chucky hole 

The anus. Chucky is nasty, rank beer shit, so the anus is thus referred to as the chucky hole.

Get your finger outta my chucky hole, you pervert!

chucky hole by Durendal June 7, 2003