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Top up sex 

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
Top up sex by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex 

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below

sexy top hats 

What Brendon Urie wore in the I Write Sins Not Tragedies video by the popular indie band Panic! at the Disco
Brendon: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)

Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!
sexy top hats by Allisin August 28, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026