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Top Gun Gay 

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.
Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay
Top Gun Gay by LogiQ December 30, 2010

Top-Gun Gay 

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
Top-Gun Gay by Josepideman May 31, 2014

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex 

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

top ten reasons why I'm gay 

1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
Hey everyone welcome back to my YouTube today we are talking about top ten reasons why I'm gay!
A damn moron that spends day and night talking about his chivas (a sorry soccer team). He's most of the time on univision forums posting some gay crap that nobody gives a fuck. Everybody makes fun of him 'cause he's stupid and ain't worth shit!

He is also a transexual.
Who's that moron overthere dressed like a gay clown? El topgay
topgay by Chingon777 May 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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