Top Gay
Top Gay by Brianthetopgay December 6, 2017
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Top Gun Gay
Top Gun Gay by LogiQ December 30, 2010
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Top-Gun Gay
When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
Top-Gun Gay by Josepideman May 31, 2014
Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex
in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
top ten reasons why I'm gay
1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
top ten reasons why I'm gay by swag sam June 12, 2022
topgay
A damn moron that spends day and night talking about his chivas (a sorry soccer team). He's most of the time on univision forums posting some gay crap that nobody gives a fuck. Everybody makes fun of him 'cause he's stupid and ain't worth shit!
He is also a transexual.
He is also a transexual.
topgay by Chingon777 May 17, 2008
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