Top Gay 

The highest ranking homosexual in an office setting

“John was promoted to Vice President. He is now top gay”

Top Gay by Brianthetopgay December 6, 2017

Top Gun Gay 

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.

Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay

Top Gun Gay by LogiQ December 30, 2010

Top-Gun Gay 

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.

Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.

Top-Gun Gay by Josepideman May 31, 2014

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex 

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

top ten reasons why I'm gay 

1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee

Hey everyone welcome back to my YouTube today we are talking about top ten reasons why I'm gay!

top ten reasons why I'm gay by swag sam June 12, 2022

topgay 

A damn moron that spends day and night talking about his chivas (a sorry soccer team). He's most of the time on univision forums posting some gay crap that nobody gives a fuck. Everybody makes fun of him 'cause he's stupid and ain't worth shit!

He is also a transexual.

Who's that moron overthere dressed like a gay clown? El topgay

topgay by Chingon777 May 17, 2008