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Top Gun Gay 

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.
Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay
Top Gun Gay by LogiQ December 30, 2010

Top-Gun Gay 

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.
Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.
Top-Gun Gay by Josepideman May 31, 2014

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex 

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

top ten reasons why I'm gay 

1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
Hey everyone welcome back to my YouTube today we are talking about top ten reasons why I'm gay!
A damn moron that spends day and night talking about his chivas (a sorry soccer team). He's most of the time on univision forums posting some gay crap that nobody gives a fuck. Everybody makes fun of him 'cause he's stupid and ain't worth shit!

He is also a transexual.
Who's that moron overthere dressed like a gay clown? El topgay
topgay by Chingon777 May 17, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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