Toothless Tennessee Tornado

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A ferocious, high-speed blowjob delivered by a gap-toothed (or completely toothless) hillbilly, characterized by pure suction, zero dental interference, and enough torque to rearrange your internal organs. Named for the way it feels like a natural disaster hitting the southern end of your body with zero mercy and maximum gum action

I went looking for a good time and woke up with a limp, a hickey on my thigh, and the distinct memory of a toothless Tennessee tornado that nearly sucked my soul out through my dick.

Toothless Tennessee Tornado by Zugd August 27, 2026

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Toothless Tennessee Tornado

I went looking for a good time and woke up with a limp, a hickey on my thigh, and the distinct memory of a toothless Tennessee tornado that nearly sucked my soul out through my dick.

Toothless Tennessee Tornado by Zugd August 27, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026