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A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.

Claim to fame: IJPM
Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.

Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}
by BigCat03 February 05, 2009
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An old alcholic with affections towards young children.
We decided to move when we found out a Toose was moving into the neighborhood.
by Lalala23 February 05, 2009
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In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.
Have you seen Toose lately?

No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.
by 2012Visitor February 05, 2009
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Someone who is a tease.
The word toose is normally associated with the preceding adjective hot; Hot Toose.
"you hot toose!"
by Kate Paterson December 01, 2006
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One suave ass antonio bandanas like mother fucker. POlish as can be but a blessin to the thick girls. this man can single handidly take out a field hockey or volley ball team without a problem. also known as marginus pujinowski, or toose baranoose.
Where toose at?
Gettin toosed up.
So lets call that mother fucker.
by Nigga Steve February 06, 2008
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