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Tool Zone 

Pronunciation: (tual-zown)
Noun:
1) The very pit bottom of the relationship hierarchy where a girl considering a guy to be a friend would be consider an insult to her well being.

2) A female that befriends a guy and misleads him into thinking that they are friends but her ulterior motive is that she is using him for academics.
Zak: "I think I am in the friends zone with Emily"
Vladmir: "Nah, you are only in the tool zone.."
Zak: "Why do you say that"
Vladmir:" She only comes to you for Calculus problem sets"
Tool Zone by Steiner Ruttenghen August 3, 2012
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Toolzoned 

When someone believes they have a good relationship with somebody, but they're acually being manipulated by that person and are viewed as nothing more than a tool to be used for that person's benefit.
Horikita: I will acknowledge you as an ally, too.
Kiyotaka Ayanokoji: But, Horikita... I've never once thought of you as an ally. All people are nothing but tools. It doesn't matter how it's done. It doesn't matter what needs to be sacrificed. In this world, winning is everything. Toolzoned.
Toolzoned by Meursalt December 5, 2020
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