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took a shit 

Went out of business permanently
I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.
took a shit by Q from 713 May 11, 2008

took a shit 

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
"bro i just took a shit"
took a shit by liquified11 April 15, 2023

took a shit on me 

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.
*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.
Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

Who took a shit in your vagina?! 

Used when someone is being extra shitty.
Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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