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Too long in the shower 

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Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "
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Too long in the shower • This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word • one who stays in too long • Too long • Too long didn't read • too long didn't bother reading • far too long • Stays a beat too long • YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long • YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Too long in the shower 

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Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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fogey 

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
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Jarlic 

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Minced garlic in a jar
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
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Pitpig

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026
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