too fast

too fast is defined as when your need for speed is overcome by your fear of death

police officer- "don't you think you were driving a little too fast?"

driver- "No officer, i wasn't scared of dying yet."

by farmer_boy_1066 March 15, 2011

too fast

A state of being supremely fast in relation to all other entities in the known and unknown universe.

You can't catch me, I'm TOO FAST!

None can match me for I am TOO FAST!

by Ballyfon of the highest degree August 9, 2018

too fast, my ass

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

Too fast for love

Easily the most underrated Motley Crue album out there

Dude, Vince Neil’s voice is so high pitched in Too Fast for Love! How is it possible?

by AsheIsALoser1 November 1, 2018

too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.

1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".

by Your Mom January 14, 2005

talking too fast

When you’re too drunk, and you go express idosyncrantic expressions to propogate truth

Yo i was smashed, i was talking too fast

by RLN33 December 4, 2017

Too Faster Stripes

Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.

Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!

Technician: Ok!

technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...

Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!

thus the too faster stripes are born.

by Meester Siggies November 18, 2009