Definitions by AsheIsALoser1

Cudgy 

Edgy meets adorable.

Person 1: do you see that kid over there? He’s adorable!!!
Person 2: eh. He’s cudgy.

Cudgy by AsheIsALoser1 February 10, 2019

Bath box 

The tiny plastic tubs that you wash newborn babies in before you bathe them in the kitchen sink.

Amy: Dale, can you get the bath box? I’ve gotta wash the kid we just had. Whatsername again?
Dale: Jamie..I think..
Amy: We’re bad parents.

Bath box by AsheIsALoser1 February 10, 2019

Bus 

No matter whether it’s a high shool bus or the NYC subway, you encounter all types of people BUT the ones you want to meet on the bus. A bus is the thing you get on if you want to be in the same vacinity as someone who’s got the flu, people who won’t shut up about that one thing about that one person, the weirdos who are only there to terrorize others, you name it..they’re on a bus somewhere.

I’m writing this on the bus...

Bus by AsheIsALoser1 January 4, 2019

LOVE 

An emotion that I cannot feel. I have been told it is the opposite of hate, which I can also not feel because I am dead.

Allison: Oh my god, Betty, I am SOOOOO in love with this guy
Betty: *girl screech*
Me in the background: ha...I’m so lonely

LOVE by AsheIsALoser1 December 3, 2018

Pirate 

A guy who drives a ship and yells "yo dude gimme your money and stuff" and gets whatever he wants. Usually has a stash or rum for some reason.

Bill: Dude did you see that one movie with the pirate?
Dale: Yeah, he looked like the alcoholic dude that lives down the block.

Pirate by AsheIsALoser1 November 10, 2018

Too fast for love 

Easily the most underrated Motley Crue album out there

Dude, Vince Neil’s voice is so high pitched in Too Fast for Love! How is it possible?

Too fast for love by AsheIsALoser1 November 1, 2018

South Carolina 

The “it’s no a phase, mom” state. They’re always first or dead last to do things. Located in the south eastern US.

South Carolina is pretty depending on where you go and who you meet.

South Carolina by AsheIsALoser1 October 25, 2018