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tonguetastic 

A female of the human species that invokes a strong and sudden desire to lick every square inch of her body.
1: Check it out, dude! Your mom is totally tonguetastic!

2: Rebecca may be the town bicycle, but damn if she isn't tonguetastic.
tonguetastic by Tak-a-lah April 23, 2005

tonguenastics 

Using your tongue in an adventurous way
Like gymnastics, just with your tongue. That means you can twist, wriggle and contort your tongue into many interesting positions.
Wow, she's got some awesome moves with her tongue, a tonguenastics pro for sure.
tonguenastics by fiedelecci November 24, 2013

tongugasmic 

When something tastes so good it brings orgasmic pleasure.
Those instant noodles were so tongugasmic I think I jizzed five times.
tongugasmic by Kage_Kuroo July 19, 2017

tonegasm 

1. verb. To feel orgasmic bliss within your brain upon listening to awesome.

2. noun. The feeling of orgasmic bliss when listening to amazing music.

Differs from eargasm due to the feeling of orgasmic bliss coming from music alone, and not other pleasurable sounds.

Occurs after a toner.

For adj. look at tonegasmic.
Jack: "Holy fuck, I just had such a tonegasm."

Jill: "Too much information."
tonegasm by Who is this nobody? December 29, 2014

Tonguesmith 

One who crafts language. An inspiring and compelling speaker or who uses just the right words at just the right moment to weave spells amongst his audience: both charming them, and delighting their ears.
That man is heavenly to listen to; an aural banquet, he's such a tonguesmith.
Tonguesmith by anonymous December 18, 2022

Gazwegian Tonguelashing 

Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy bubbles work their special magic.
Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?

Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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