tongan ninja

A really shite film so shite its hilarious my god I was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. Has many clasic moments.

Lets watch tongan ninja tonight.

by Ashley' January 1, 2004

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas January 1, 2004

Tongan Milo

When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk.

"Hay man what are you drinking?"
"Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong"

by FireToad89 October 15, 2009

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

tongan

slayest coolest walking girlboss w

shes so tongan!!1

by 2891786519587861 June 24, 2022