A short southern douche, that talks with an annoying southern accent, watches NASCAR and drinks a lot of alcohol giving him a little red head. Hence "Tomato Head." You can actually see his head get redder as he gets more upset, usually at something trailer park related.
by way2broke January 17, 2009
"My girlfriend is the most beautiful little Tomato head!!"
" Who's that hottie across the bar?? He's not bad for a Tomato Head! I'm going to go talk to him. I'm going to go make ketchup. "
" Who's that hottie across the bar?? He's not bad for a Tomato Head! I'm going to go talk to him. I'm going to go make ketchup. "
by Anitamartini November 8, 2011
Smelly fucking jock with a red face. So red and smelly that all you can think of is of a tomato. An extremely boring beast. Any taken girl is unsafe from this wild animal. They don't want single girls. Tomato Head comes out mostly at night when he's drinking with his equally faggetty team mates.
Tomato Head Quotes
*"I'm soooooo highhhh right now "(not high)
*"Want to come snuggle?"
*"I was trying to wheel you! You don't act like you have a boyfriend..."
*"Go tuck your room mate in and come over to my place"
*"Let's get blietzkrieg!!! "
*"I'm soooooo highhhh right now "(not high)
*"Want to come snuggle?"
*"I was trying to wheel you! You don't act like you have a boyfriend..."
*"Go tuck your room mate in and come over to my place"
*"Let's get blietzkrieg!!! "
by KKES January 12, 2010
The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty
by Taehyungs Cute<3 March 19, 2021
The best skin in fortnite. This skin should also go by the name Tomato Tom. Everyone in the tomato cult prays to Tomato Tom every night.
by Bad word king October 18, 2019
What's old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomato Head.
or (for those across the pond)
'Tis old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomatoe Head.
or (for those across the pond)
'Tis old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomatoe Head.
by I've got pickles in my ears, chuck. December 16, 2003
someone who loves red but hates tomatoes,
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.
Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?
can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!
always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.
Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?
can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!
always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)
by gracca-gugumimi2010 May 19, 2010