Tom Goes to the Mayor

The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.

Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...

Tom Goes to the Mayor by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006

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Tom Goes to the Mayor

A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.

Community Spirit! Food!

Tom Goes to the Mayor by rtil March 27, 2005

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Tom goes to the Mayor

This show is not funny at all. I've seen about 10 episodes, and none of them have made me laugh. It is just the same idea recycled over and over, with tweaks to the plot here and there. The only funny episode has Tenacious D in it.

Tom Goes to the Mayor sucks!

Tom goes to the Mayor by Da Spud April 29, 2005

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tom goes to the major

it is how idiots spell "Tom Goes to the Mayor". In doing this they show how fucking stupid they are for hating this show.

Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.

Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass

tom goes to the major by MayorTom January 13, 2009

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Tom goes to the major

Crappiest show that Adult Swim has to offer.

Guy-"Hey, wanna watch Tom goes to the Major?"

Other guy-"Nah. I'd rather be shot with Diarrhea"

Tom goes to the major by AJCV April 30, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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