“tom riddle’s makin me feel a type of way” -me
stfu” -my friend
by highbythe505 March 4, 2021
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According to Walker from Talladega Nights, he's a punk.
"Greatest generation, my ass. Tom Brokaw is a punk!"
by JJtoob September 6, 2012
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It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.
Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"
by BigB1991 March 30, 2010
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To masturbate using sandpaper or another abrasive.
Hey, I was having a Sandy Tom on the bus last night but the driver chucked me off before I could blow my load on the seat.

You dirty shit! I still have blisters from my last Sandy.
by Skidmarx January 14, 2009
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1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.
"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".
An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom
by zkg March 19, 2011
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The after effect of "docking", where on uncircumcised penis is inserted into the foreskin of another uncircomsized penis. When one member blows their load the receiving members penis flings the ejaculate through the air in a similar way a catapult tosses boulders.

A point based game may occur with practicing Tom Toss. Points may be scored when a third male or female partner is 6 steps away with his or her anus skyward and accurately receives catapulted load in said anus. This game utilizes aspects of the popular corn hole game.
Frank! You tom tossed the shit outta that load directly into Samantha's asshole!!!
by Typhius March 4, 2016
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