Known as God, God destroyer, and the god of gods. At an early age he was gifted with the art of plumbing.. at the age of 10 he was recognized as the greatest plumber in the world (winning his first Nobel peace prize). At the age of 14 he was able to touch a pipe and it would automatically be installed to code. Within a few years he was able to plumb entire buildings just by looking at the project. They say Tom is also able to control the flow of rivers and currents in oceans. Jesus Christ approached him when he was at the age of 20 and told him he was a god. Jesus was never seem again.
by Tomswitness September 12, 2019
Tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang and like so many other rhymes it has been shortened to just the initial word of the phrase e.g. bread and honey (money) became bread. However, unlike many others, Tom has multiple meanings which often can only be inferred from how it is used. Some of the common meanings of Tom are listed below:
1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;
1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;
“That bloke is a real Tom (4). He gave a lot of tom(3) to a right old tom(1). Didn’t do ‘er no good, mind; it was a load of tom(2).”
by AKACroatalin February 16, 2016
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
by rachellefreak January 22, 2006
Thomas lines his desk with senpai girls figurines which also reflects how he lines his social life with the same women. Tom is referred to as the king, outlining his humble and kind personality. Tom is renowned across his lands for his deep knowledge in English, he is exceptional in the subject. But Tom is still in school, yet his power and senpai dolls, and there has be conversations of a public execution due to his tendency to never be at school. Tom's court is advised by Emmett and he is planning to make Xeev his queen.
Matt: Due to your crimes against schooling and friendships, Thomas ____ you have been given the order of execution by guillotine
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
by Daniel5tookenham February 25, 2022
Tom: this a boy who you dont think very highly of as your first impression of him isn't the best. You think he's one of those self centred boys who only thinks of himself and the one and only fuckboy. On the other hand once you start to get to know him he is actually a kind, loving, funny and someone who surprises you every minute your with him. When your down, not feeling yourself he is always there to help you in every circumstance. That moment he takes off his top and you witness the god given body he has is something you'll never forget neither will you forget his smile after he tells you endless compliments and his so kissable lips which cant stop kissing and you need to tear yourself away from them. And then the moment he leaves is the moment you realise how deeply in love you were with him and how he will always have a piece of your heart wherever you go, but he fails to message you even though he promised and you start wondering if everything he said was a lie but you can get angry with him because you still have something for him so all you end up doing is crying and wonder why you get so attached so easily and all you want is just to kiss and cuddle him every day.
You just don't understand how much i miss Tom, its like a part of me is missing and he's the missing link.
by YouHaveToHandleTheTruth November 2, 2016
An absolute fucking dickhead. Thinks he's a G but is really a melt. Has the absolute worst crack and licks more candles than pussy. Probably is secretly having anal with one of the killer clowns.
by Xoanci October 9, 2016