What all the
fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet
paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the
lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much
butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their
family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice
way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the
butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
